Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Radio NZ birdcalls

I support a gradual takeover of the news by the birds. Begin by adding them as punctuation between every story, then when everyone's feather's have settled over that, sneakily begin by replacing stock market reports with chirps and peeps, then substitute bird songs for sports, and as the election swings into gear begin interviewing birds instead of politician. When listening to the whole of Morning Report is indistinguishable from spending a morning in a bird sanctuary New Zealand will really have something to be proud of.

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